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Ghetto-Penguin
Age / Gender:
29, Male
Location:
Charleston, SC
Joined:
9/21/03
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I'm fucking awesome, some people are born this way some people aren't. I'm guessing you weren't born fucking awesome and are hoping to someday climb the mountain of awesome and grab hold of your dreams. Let me let you down softly, not going to happen.

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Level 22 Audiophile
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Ranked as Police Officer

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I've never really known what to post in this space. Is it here for my ramblings? Cause if that's the case this will become used just for that. Is it here for me to announce about my flash and music projects? If that's the case I will never use this.

I'm going to just go with rambling, because I don't think it will ultimately matter what I put in here. I don't post half as much as I used to on the forum, and half the time I don't even vote on things anymore. I'm so out of touch with this community nowadays that I come here to play some of the stuff on the front page and then peace out for a week or so. Maybe that will change? I don't know. Between, bar tending and my DJ gigs I'm always working or consistently drunk.

Which brings me to the only thing I wish I could still change on Newgrounds. I wish I could change my screen name again. I know I can't I'm okay with that but Ghetto Penguin was when I was a younger guy. Now I want to be Drunken Penguin, since that's really how I look at all of this now. Perhaps my dreams will come true one day. Maybe Tom or someone will look at this and say, "This dude should be allowed to change his name to Drunken Penguin, because that's a pretty awesome name." Plus, I mean come on I'm a user from the last decade, that should count for something right?

Oh well, maybe someday. I'm done for now, time to shotgun a Fourloko and bang your mom.


Recent Game Medals

Jetman 5 Points Finish the first level of Jetpac Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Truckstopper 10 Points Send an Armored Truck off the deep end. Medal Stats.
Daily Driver 5 Points Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it. Medal Stats.
You're Special 10 Points Use a special Medal Stats.
Learning The Ropes 10 Points Go through the tutorial Medal Stats.
Getting Started 10 Points Beat Daylight Train on any difficulty. Medal Stats.
Tankmen 10 Points Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory Medal Stats.
Hip-Hop 10 Points Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory Medal Stats.
Retarded 5 Points Send Wrong Order Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 101 (From 26 different games.)