- Age / Gender:
- 30, Male
- Charleston, SC
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I'm fucking awesome, some people are born this way some people aren't. I'm guessing you weren't born fucking awesome and are hoping to someday climb the mountain of awesome and grab hold of your dreams. Let me let you down softly, not going to happen.
- Community Stats
Level 22 Audiophile
Ranked as Police Officer
Contact Info / Websites
I've never really known what to post in this space. Is it here for my ramblings? Cause if that's the case this will become used just for that. Is it here for me to announce about my flash and music projects? If that's the case I will never use this.
I'm going to just go with rambling, because I don't think it will ultimately matter what I put in here. I don't post half as much as I used to on the forum, and half the time I don't even vote on things anymore. I'm so out of touch with this community nowadays that I come here to play some of the stuff on the front page and then peace out for a week or so. Maybe that will change? I don't know. Between, bar tending and my DJ gigs I'm always working or consistently drunk.
Which brings me to the only thing I wish I could still change on Newgrounds. I wish I could change my screen name again. I know I can't I'm okay with that but Ghetto Penguin was when I was a younger guy. Now I want to be Drunken Penguin, since that's really how I look at all of this now. Perhaps my dreams will come true one day. Maybe Tom or someone will look at this and say, "This dude should be allowed to change his name to Drunken Penguin, because that's a pretty awesome name." Plus, I mean come on I'm a user from the last decade, that should count for something right?
Oh well, maybe someday. I'm done for now, time to shotgun a Fourloko and bang your mom.
Recent Game Medals
Total Medals Earned: 101 (From 26 different games.)